We were at the library Sunday (where a lot of my funnerific* stories occur). As we were just about to exit into the main hall, the woman in front of us sounded the alarm and walked past the sign. So I said, "You beeped." No reply. Then I said again, "You beeped." To which she turned around and replied, "I know. I cleared it with them." How sheepish did I feel? Baaaaaa. This is what I get for trying to be a helpful library patron and not minding my own biz.
*My made up word. A cross between funny and horrific.
We went to the movies this past weekend. The guys saw the new X Men and I saw Maleficent. Can I just say, I loved it! I knew it would be a good movie when I first heard about it and saw the previews. I won't say any more so I don't spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet. So let's talk about the theater. It was an older AMC and boy did it show its age. First of all, can you say small? I didn't know I was watching the movie in my closet. And the seats. I sat down and was basically on the floor. Still, I enjoyed the movie while snacking on my Twizzlers, which cost the same as a small car payment.
I guess you know it's summer by the lack of clothing being worn. I don't mean tank tops in place of sweaters and shorts replacing long pants. Nooooo. I'm talking about mesh tops with bras in full on display. No tanks in between for modesty. Why create more dirty laundry? Then there's ladies being cheeky with their shorts. Not only are the pockets peeking out front but ass cheeks hang out from behind, too. I must be getting crotchety in my old age but is this necessary?
That's all, Folks!