Everyone has that little voice in their head. You know, the one that makes snarky comments, warns you about something or has a full on conversation with you? Yes, that one.
My little voice is more like a constant inner dialogue and it's sometimes very fresh. Funny, but fresh. I mean, I don't just people-watch, I people-comment. Not out loud, though. No, that would be very bad. I'd probably get cussed out. And beat up. And possibly arrested. So I keep my comments to myself. Sometimes I mutter them under my breath or I lean over and whisper to Bill.
I can't help myself. The world is just so colorful. And some of the people are just so comment-worthy.
Hey, I know I am far from perfect. Like, another planet kinda far. And I'm sure people comment about me. That's fine. I'm happy to get a walk-on part in someone else's running commentary. (Thank you for that.) I just hope that their voice eventually shuts up. Because mine, never does!
Anyone else make snide, sarcastic comments to themselves about people and things? I know I can't be the only one. Fess up people!!
Oh, I totally have an inner monologue going on. It sounds a bit like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, so I'm not sure what that says about me.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. At least your inner monologuer had good fashion sense. :)
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