Crapping out rainbows

I have an uncle who when you ask him how he's doing he replies, "I couldn't be happier if I was twins."  By and large he's a pretty happy-go-lucky guy so his answer isn't far from the truth. Except he's not a twin. Moving along.

Ask me that question and you're bound to get any manner of silly, sarcastic or inappropriate answer. If I replied with the "twins" answer some people (Bill) would answer back, "Thank goodness you're not a twin because one of you is all we can handle." Thanks. I think. Anyway, I got to thinking and came up with a great answer to the "how are you?" question.

I'm so happy I'm crapping out rainbows. I even drew a picture to go along with it. Stop laughing. I drew this on a laptop. With no mouse. Despite that I look like a rainbow-crapping zombie, I think it came out nice. Note the smiley face.

So happy. Give me brains.